when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Asexuals don’t fuck around.
When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute
walking into the wrong class